We’re taught these days that the world is interconnected. We are told this new age of wonder brings us information and knowledge and innovation. Our technology allows information to connect us at a greater rate and innovation innovation innovation at every turn. However, Prince (the purple musical guy) and Wired Magazine have both said the “internet is over/dead,” and our system of massive tubes are filled with shit. If you follow the trail, we are indeed connected, however, connected by shit may be also true. Take Youtube. More footage is uploaded to the Youtube in three days that the entire film industry has created in seventy years. That’s a lot of birthday parties, kittens in trees, and bike tricks. If you follow the “related videos” links we are indeed connected all the way from Al Qaeda in Iraq to… the Fuck You Song.
Here follows the transcript of last night’s journey of “related videos” through the interwebs starting with the last thing I watched, an Al Qaeda propaganda video, and working backwards through teen girls in bras, UFO sightings, Bloopers, Red Hot Chilly Peppers, animal videos, all the way to the first thing I watched – the Fuck You Song.
Last video watched:
Battle for Fallujah
Inside Vietnam: Battle at Ia Drang
The War In Iraq
Bang You’re Dead
Machine Gun Shoot Fernan Lake 7-7-07: Shooting uzi mp5
50 Cal Machine Gun
Blond Girl Shooting AR-15!
Police dash cam of Meteor over Edmonton, Canada
UFO Footage October 22nd 2008
Real UFO Footage Not To Be Missed
Spooky photo proves life on Mars?
SWINE FLU H1N1 VaCciNe “The Truth”
Ron Paul about the Swine Flu People die from the Vaccines not from The Flu
Obama Is Trying to Ruin America More with Universal Health Care
Why We Need Government-Run Universal Socialized Health Insurance
autotune Charlie Bit Me
Baby Skates Sessions
The Lion Sleeps Tonight – Hippo SInger
John Lennon – so this is christmass
John Lennon – Imagine
Red Hot Chilly Peppers
Bol d’or 2008
La Machine a burn
Delire en Renault 4L 4X4
Sexy Girl 98
Silly Animal Photos
Dog Raping Cat to Porno Music
Animal Sex!!!!!! so funny J
Cat betrayed his girlfriend! Sex! Heat! Rage!
Woman Dumping Cat in Rubish Bin
First Video Watched: The Fuck You Song